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-GBU Managment.

Before he gets his panties in a bunch.... all photos are courtesy of S Hiddy.

Our table. 

Dinner time on the Spirit of Washington. 

BVG, B-squared, and Yours Truely 

S Hiddy, Big Eddie (my manager), and Myself. Who else parties with their boss? 

How I almost killed an old lady.... or so she claimed.

Yesterday, I seriously almost killed a woman in the supermarket. I don't really know what happened but I felt really awkward for about 2 hours afterwards. Somehow, me standing near her caused interference with her pacemaker. I wasn't even carrying a cell phone on me. Was it my magnetic personality? Was it a crazy-ass old lady? Could be all of the above. Either way when she asked me to back away and started huffing and weezing I was a little nervous. What if she croaked right there and it was my fault? I'm not sure I could deal with that on my concious. Luckily, she was able to drive off in her little scooter and everything was all good.

Note to old people. Don't leave your gated communities with out a care-giver with you. Seriously. You can't wipe your ass by yourself, what makes you think you can shop at a supermarket and not have a heart attack.

One more thing. If she had a pacemaker, don't you think the last place you want to go is a supermarket with all the frickin' lasers and wireless crap they have there? Self check-out, lady? Get real. Ok, now I don't feel so bad. She put herself in harms way. :)

Leah with her Tiki drink! Also a handly coin bank! 

Alex and I enjoying our wine a little too much. All in the spirit of Jackass day. 

Enjoying our 25th anniversary special at Phillip's at the Baltimore Inner Harbour. I swear the wine came with the meal. 

The birthplace of Spy Club. 

Folks. Your votes have been tallied. Here she is, the winner of the World's Ugliest Fish contest. 

Terrified of Beth's driving? Verified. 

A sweet shot up my nose. Can't have too many of those. 

Alex. Minutes before being yelled at by Native American security guards. Ok, I don't think the security guards were Native American, perse, but he was definitely the security guard at the Native American museum. 

Touristy photo alert! Leah and Alex at the Capitol. 

Cross off "sleeping on Tim's couch" on Alex's to-do in NoVa list... as soon as he landed. 

Somebody took a trip down the rabbit hole. 

Always good advice. 

Just Timmy being Timmy....

Obligatory Baltimore-Inner-Harbour Tourist shot.

The Yankees win.... THAAAAAA Yankees WIN!

Great seats for the Yankees 2-1 win over the O's.